Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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