k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Send help, water and tortillas.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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