I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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