you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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