we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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