On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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