Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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