You're so nebulous sometimes
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
