cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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