Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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