My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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