the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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