Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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