We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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