shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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