you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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