This is not my ceiling
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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