I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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