there was a trapeze. enough said
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
