I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
it glows. i had to have it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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