"it" just moved
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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