It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
