I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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