we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.