Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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