so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Mom said you looked used
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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