I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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