I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't just leave with hair like that
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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