He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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