How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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