He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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