What a fucking waste of an outfit
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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