It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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