you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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