i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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