No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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