i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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