Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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