Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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