It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
false alarm, still single
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