I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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