3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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