is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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