please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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