She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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