I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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