I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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