Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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