Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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