Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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