Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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