At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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