apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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