Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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